Invented by, who else, the Japanese: the Gotta Go Briefcase comes with everything the busy executive needs to be able to take a number two so he can stay number one.
| Designed by Japanese firm, Niban Too Corp., came up with this after extensive market research to maximize time efficiency of business executives…It’s rated to hold 175 pounds… |
Dear God there’s something so VERY wrong about this…
“The water proof briefcase retains an elegant yet durable appearance with high quality Mahogany leather, a strong lightweight aluminum internal structure, and stainless steel bowl with generously equipped sealing lid.
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tucks away neatly to the side when you have completed your multi-tasking. A toilet paper dispenser easily swings out and can be conveniently stored in an inconspicuous storage compartment under the padding [for added discretion] when not in use.
Included with the Gotta Go Briefcase are a small tray with cup holder (clips onto the privacy panel), attachable vanity mirror, and refillable hand sanitizing dispenser. The newspaper and air freshener are not included but recommended.
*Maximum weight capacity is 80 Kilos (approx.175 lbs.). Exceeding the recommended weight will void all warranties and may result in rupture of waste tank, possible bacterial contamination of briefcase contents, and massive stench.”
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1 Toilet in a Briefcase at CruftBucket // Mar 21, 2007 at 7:48 pm
[...] Toilet in a Briefcase Posted by Mick Cruftiness Loading … Invented by, who else, the Japanese: the Gotta Go Briefcase comes with everything the busy executive needs to be able to take a number two so he can stay number one. Designed by Japanese firm, Niban Too Corp., came up with this after extensive market research to maximize time efficiency of business executives…It’s rated to hold 175 pounds…Dear God there’s something so VERY wrong about this…Read more at technofart.com » [...]
2 Katie // Oct 25, 2007 at 4:10 pm
The whole idea of it is…well quite disturbing, I live in Michigan and I dont really find the need of it in a fast paced society, hey its great and all for on the go when youre on a road trip, traffic jam, etc. but if you cant find time to go to the bathroom in a regular bathroom thats just sad! but hey who else BUT the japanese would create something like this? when i hear japanese i hear “fast paced, smart” crazy but intriguing inventors without them we wouldnt have the things we do now
3 James // May 13, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Sooo photoshopped.
4 Rocksy // May 14, 2008 at 9:25 am
James’ comment is photoshopped.
5 Thyhack // May 14, 2008 at 9:28 pm
It’s a concept design nub
6 Musolini C-4 // May 17, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Your mom is photoshopped!
7 Harry Ballcrap // May 18, 2008 at 10:56 pm
well my fellow turd droppers, recently i purchased a “Gotta Go Briefcase” for my very own…can you say heaven on earth!! this is a contraption delivered by the hands of an angel…a miracle revealed to better our society, launching the study of human waste to regions never thought of. what are you waiting for America? go out and get yours today!
-Harry Ballcrap
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